TITLE CARD:
"At last, the battle is joined as the Heroes of the Godzillalance make their final, desperate stand."
STERN, SLEAZY AND FRODOHOFF CHARGE GODZILLA!
GODZILLA EATS THEM!
TIKI, CREEKYBREEZE AND BLUEMOON CHARGE AS WELL!
GODZILLA EATS THEM, TOO!
CARIBOU:
"It's not working, Waist! You're our only hope! Come on! I know you can do it! Let your magic rip!"
WAISTLINE:
(suddenly breaking into a song and dance with appologies to 'Hello Dolly'.)
Hello, Godzilla / Well, Hello Godzilla
It's so nice to have you back where you belong!
I've got a spell, Godzilla! It's real swell, Godzilla!
It will smoke you, it will toast you! It will -- croak you strong!
GODZILLA'S REALLY DIGGING IT.
WAISTLINE (Continues)
"You'll feel your heart ex-plode / while your head im-plodes
From my spell that's really swell and mas-ter-ful, so ...
Clear the way, fellas,
It's mosta dying day, fellas
Waistline's gonna blow away this guy!"
GODZILLA DIDN'T LIKE IT THAT MUCH.
DALLAS:
"By the gods! Godzilla just ate Waistline and Caribou both!
CATTY-YARA:
"Boy, that monster must really HATE showtunes!"
DALLAS:
"Quick! Give me the Godzillalance!"
(she hands him a pen)
"This is it?"
CATTY-YARA:
"Yes. But I have fooled you, Dallas! The legend says that only two original Creators working together may use the Godzillalance to write this stupid trademark crossover out of a script!
Give up! Run away with me and we shall let this crossmarketing nightmare have its way with Prynn!"
NEXT ACT!
