TITLE CARD:
"At that same time, the people of Tokyolanthis suffered the devastation of Godzilla!"
CATTY-YARA:
(Gleefully vengeful)
"So you're tired of funny dice with pictures on them, huh? HAH! What's that you're saying? You don't LIKE collectable card games? Eat Godzilla breath, slimeballs!"
BORED SLOTH:
(Bored, of course)
"Brain the size of a planet and all they want me to do is work the joystick ...
destroy the town ... ho-hum ..."
(interupting)
"My peach-blossom! Look below!"
CATTY-YARA:
(Voice over / off camera)
"No! It is the Heroes of the Godzillalance! They must not be allowed to succeed!"
CATTY-YARA:
"There is but one Godzillalance, forged by the golden hand of Thermos Bronzedude at Los Alamos in 1945 -- and that one Godzillalance resides within the walls of this tower! Sloth! Secure the Godzillalance against all intruders. I shall personally deal with Dallas -- and bend him to my will!"
BORED SLOTH:
(after a pause)
"What? Were you speaking to me?"
CATTY-YARA:
(Yelling at the top of lungs)
"Go guard the lance, Deafknight!"
(then quieter, to herself, seductive)
"I shall deal with Dallas Half-human!"
TITLE CARD:
(vampish music underneath)
"Separated from his companions, Dallas finds himself in the all-too-familiar territory of Catty-yara's private chambers!"
(EDITORIAL NOTE: The following scene was filmed with both actor and actress in separate rooms. Neither knew what the other person was saying.)
DALLAS:
"Don't try to stop me, Catty-yara! You know what I've come for -- and I'm going to get it!"
CATTY-YARA:
(sensuous and suggestive)
"I'll just bet you will, Dallas, you hot elf you! If YOU want it, I'VE got it!"
DALLAS:
"Then if you've got it, I want it, Catty-yara, and I want it now!"
CATTY-YARA:
"Oh, Dallas! You're making me faint! I'll make you a deal: forget about Banana, join with me and we'll get rid of this Godzilla together!'
DALLAS:
"You want me to cast aside the love of a lifetime just to have a few cheap thrills with you?"
CATTY-YARA:
"It wouldn't be the first time."
DALLAS:
"Well, you got me there."
NEXT ACT!
