Act I: Catty-yara's Revenge

ESTABLISHING SHOT:
TITLE OVER
"The Tower of Big Wizardry"

SECOND TITLE OVER:
"Tokyolanthis: Northern Seaport of Pantsarlong
1400 hrs. of June 6th 1952"

THIRD TITLE OVER:
"Catty-yara holds her Daily Situation Meeting with Bored Sloth; the dreaded Deafknight."


CATTY-YARA:
What is it you want, you vile scum! Are you looking for your freedom?"


(ANGRY CROWD YELLS BACK)


CATTY-YARA:
"Perhaps you would like to drag my bloody carcass through the streets while you heap vile obscenities and garbage upon me?"


(CROWD EVEN MORE ANGRY; SCREAMING)
"Yes! Yes! We want her head! Come down here and we'll teach you a thing or two about where to put a lance!"


CATTY-YARA:
"Perhaps you'd like more official Dragonlance(r) product!"


(CROWD NOW DEAD SILENT & STUNNED)
Only sound heard in crickets in the background


PROTESTER #1:
"Er, could we just go back to that 'freedom' thing?"


PROTESTER 2:
"How about that 'dragging carcasses through the street' thing -- I rather liked that part!"


CATTY-YARA:
"No, you wyrms! You will buy everything we produce or you will die horribly!"
(turning)
"Bored Sloth!"

BORED SLOTH:
"Yes, oh, Pumpkin of my Heart!"

CATTY-YARA:
"The Dark Queen combined your trademark world with another Trademark world and reaped great wealth did she not?"

BORED SLOTH:
(cupping hand to ear)
"What did you say?"

CATTY-YARA:
(Slightly louder)
"The Dark Queen crossed your original trademark with another and make you more marketable, did she not?"

BORED SLOTH:
(not getting it)
"I don't understand what you said."

CATTY-YARA:
(yelling)
"Two trademarks are better than one, right?"

BORED SLOTH:
"That is what they tell me, my sweetie-pie!"

CATTY-YARA:
(Handing Bored sloth a joystick)
"Here is the mighty Joystick of Gigantus! Call forth another trademark and rain havoc on the people of Tokyolanthis!"

BORED SLOTH:
"What?"

CATTY-YARA:
(yelling again)
"DO IT!"
(then as to herself)
"This is the last time I work with a Deafknight!

(BORED SLOTH jiggles the joystick)


CROWD TURNS SUDDENLY IN HORROR, YELLING AND POINTING


WE GET OUR FIRST GLIMPS OF GODZILLA (thanks to the effects crew!)


THE CROWD POINTS AND BEGINS YELLING A NAME!
"Godzilla! Godzilla!"


GODZILLA BEGINS DESTROYING TOKYOLANTHIS!


THE CROWD FLEES IN PANIC!
(This part was really wonderful -- wish you could have been there!)


A LONE MAN FALLS BENEATH THE TRAMPLING FEET OF THE CROWD.


GODZILLA SEES HIM AND ATTACKS!


THE FALLEN MAN CANNOT ESCAPE ONRUSHING DOOM!


TOKYOLANTHIS FALLS BEFORE GODZILLA!
(Wow! Isn't this exciting!)