FBI WARNING INSERTED
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COPYRIGHT DISCLAIMER INSERTED:
"Dragonlance is a trademark of TSR, Inc. and is
gleefully used here without their permission.
This production is a work of satire and is
herewith identified as such.
This has been a public service announcement
for those persons who have trouble discerning humor."
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Clyde Ridd & Richard Dikulous presents:
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A Ridd-Dikulous Production
MUSIC UP UNDER TITLE CARDS:
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It was a time when evil was rampant upon the face of Prynn ...
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"The Dark Queen herself ruled over the continent of Pantsarlong with an iron will ..."
TITLE CARD 3:
"Villages were burned ... gold was plundered from retail outlets ...
minor trademark infringement was crushed with swift and sure violence ..."
TITLE CARD 4:
"Copyrights were jealously guarded ... and the people suffered under an avalanche of licensed products."
TITLE CARD 5:
"Which, of course, is why we can't make a Dragonlance(r) Movie ...
even just for fun!"
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"Yet, there was a shining ray of hope amid the gloom ... for the Creators had yet another plague which they could loose upon the land; unexpected and most terrible ..."
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"... and it's name was ..."
TITLE CARD 8:
"Weis & Hickman's
GODZILLALANCE
The Motion Picture"
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